jly:

I wanna get to a point where no one knows anything about me except that I’m hot and full of love

(via the-sad-boy)

tallwife:

due to personal reasons i will be happy

(via the-sad-boy)

karadanver:

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

(via spongebobssquarepants)

wetroomba:

Y'all ever just…. Try to do basic math in your head and your brain blue screens?

(via jeonggoth-remade)

eliquidcoochie:

shadowcat:

My Sims when I keep switching between day and night in build mode

(via jeffersonofabitch)

hoodskillerqueen:

COME TO ME. But really, come through.

(via whitheredpen)

laughing-llama:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

(via sheerio-lover)

sampreme:

can I get some uhh.. love and attention please

(via zackisontumblr)